Hey Troy:
Thanks for the reply - yes, we're both not crazy. I suspect PHP will at some point add the ability to do this, and probably manage to work the \ character in there to make that happen.
$myClass->newMethod\= function($p) { echo $p; };
or something crazy like that.
I'd encourage you to try out Groovy and perhaps Ruby or some other language that supports this to try it out. You'll get excited, then bored, then it'll fit naturally in to some of the projects you do, but you won't overuse it all the time. :)
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